The Slug

A collection by ine

“The Straight Male”

by ine · 28/02/2023

Uncle Joe

as a straight male, I'm weirdly good at deepthroating things

“The Podophile”

by ine · 28/02/2023

Apocalypse

Random people are sending me feet pics in dms 💀

Uncle Joe

forward them to me

Two days later...
Uncle Joe

americans would sit on them and kill them

Apocalypse

I have a bunch of Americans in my dms sending me feetpics 💀

Uncle Joe

forward them to me

“The Lactose Intolerant Two: Electric Boogaloo”

by ine · 28/02/2023

Uncle Joe

I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because I've got some nob cheese for you to try

Uncle Joe

You an earthbender?

Uncle Joe

You must be because you got me rock hard

A few days later...
Uncle Joe

Girl are you chemo? Because I can't imagine my future without you.

No response.

“The Fiction Writer”

by ine · 28/02/2023

larry lasalle

Fuck me.??

Uncle Joe

😘

The Cheese

I should write a fanfic about this!!

larry lasalle

You should

Uncle Joe

NONONO

larry lasalle

Please do

Uncle Joe

don't let it be fiction 😏

“The Lactose Intolerant”

by ine · 28/02/2023

Uncle Joe

is your name Katara, because you must've used blood bending on my dick

Uncle Joe

you can call me an earthbender, because I can get rock hard in an instant

Uncle Joe

I hope you aren't lactose intolerant, because I have some dick cheese for you to try

Uncle Joe

are you Medusa, because you got me rock solid

Uncle Joe

if I can't take a bath with you, it'll have to be the toaster instead

One week later...
ine

IM KILLING MYSELF

You've reached the end.